Funny, relatable, and brutally honest. The “Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip” T-shirt is perfect for anyone stuck between work, bills, and life's hilarious struggles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for casual wear
• Bold print that sparks laughs
• Great gift for coworkers, hardworking friends, and sarcastic adults
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
