Funny, sarcastic, and hilariously honest. The “Your Secrets Are Safe With Me. Chances Are, I Wasn't Listening” T-shirt is for anyone who is a great friend in theory but has a habit of zoning out halfway through a conversation. With its witty punchline and playful attitude, this tee perfectly captures the humor of accidentally becoming someone's secret keeper simply because you weren't paying attention in the first place.
Perfect for sarcastic adults, forgetful friends, distracted personalities, and anyone who loves relatable humor, this tee is guaranteed to get a laugh wherever you go.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for effortless casual styling
• Bold, attention-grabbing print with a hilarious, relatable message
• Great gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who's easily distracted and loves sarcastic humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
