{"product_id":"people-need-to-start-appreciating-the-effort-i-put-into-not-being-a-serial-killer-t-shirt-1","title":"People Need to Start Appreciating the Effort I Put Into Not Being a Serial Killer T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDark humor meets everyday attitude with the “People Need to Start Appreciating the Effort I Put Into Not Being a Serial Killer” t-shirt. Perfect for those who keep it real and cope with life’s nonsense using sarcasm, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—but in the funniest way possible.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough to wear while handling daily chaos, avoiding arguments, or just making people laugh (and maybe a little nervous). Whether you’re shopping, lounging, or hanging out with friends, this tee is a conversation starter that shows off your wicked sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePremium cotton blend for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003eHilarious design for fans of sarcasm and dark comedy\u003cbr\u003eA perfect gift for anyone with “zero filter” energy\u003cbr\u003eWear it to keep people guessing—or just to keep them in line\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Grannys Media","offers":[{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":46781640999169,"sku":"3475823_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":46781641031937,"sku":"3475823_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":46781641064705,"sku":"3475823_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":46781641097473,"sku":"3475823_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781641130241,"sku":"3475823_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781641163009,"sku":"3475823_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781641195777,"sku":"3475823_9401","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":46781640737025,"sku":"3475823_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":46781640769793,"sku":"3475823_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":46781640802561,"sku":"3475823_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46781640835329,"sku":"3475823_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781640868097,"sku":"3475823_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781640900865,"sku":"3475823_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781640933633,"sku":"3475823_8929","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":46781640966401,"sku":"3475823_12878","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":46781641228545,"sku":"3475823_21602","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":46781641261313,"sku":"3475823_21603","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":46781641294081,"sku":"3475823_21604","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":46781641326849,"sku":"3475823_21605","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781641359617,"sku":"3475823_21606","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":46781641392385,"sku":"3475823_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":46781641425153,"sku":"3475823_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":46781641457921,"sku":"3475823_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":46781641490689,"sku":"3475823_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781641523457,"sku":"3475823_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781641556225,"sku":"3475823_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781641588993,"sku":"3475823_5314","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":46781641621761,"sku":"3475823_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":46781641654529,"sku":"3475823_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":46781641687297,"sku":"3475823_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":46781641720065,"sku":"3475823_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781641752833,"sku":"3475823_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781641785601,"sku":"3475823_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781641818369,"sku":"3475823_5318","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":46781641851137,"sku":"3475823_6948","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":46781641883905,"sku":"3475823_6949","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":46781641916673,"sku":"3475823_6950","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46781641949441,"sku":"3475823_6951","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781641982209,"sku":"3475823_6952","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781642014977,"sku":"3475823_6953","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781642047745,"sku":"3475823_6954","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":46781642080513,"sku":"3475823_12876","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":46781642113281,"sku":"3475823_4026","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":46781642146049,"sku":"3475823_4027","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":46781642178817,"sku":"3475823_4028","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":46781642211585,"sku":"3475823_4029","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":46781642244353,"sku":"3475823_4030","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":46781642277121,"sku":"3475823_8447","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":46781642309889,"sku":"3475823_8448","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/6280\/0641\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-mauve-front-68dd3c80c161e.jpg?v=1759329707","url":"https:\/\/grannyshirts.com\/products\/people-need-to-start-appreciating-the-effort-i-put-into-not-being-a-serial-killer-t-shirt-1","provider":"Grannys Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}