Funny, relatable, and witty. The “If Nothing Hurts, I Must Be Dead” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves aging humor and jokes about everyday aches and pains.
• Soft, comfortable fabric.
• Relaxed everyday fit.
• Durable, vibrant print.
• A hilarious gift for aging friends.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
