{"product_id":"if-you-are-waiting-for-me-to-give-a-sh-t-you-better-pack-a-lunch-it-s-gonna-be-a-while-t-shirt","title":"If You Are Waiting for Me to Give a Sh*t You Better Pack a Lunch It’s Gonna Be a While T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eServe up some unapologetic attitude with the “If You Are Waiting for Me to Give a Sh*t You Better Pack a Lunch It’s Gonna Be a While” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of fake politeness, this tee makes it clear—you don’t stress over what doesn’t matter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is savage. Whether you’re out running errands, hanging with friends, or just in the mood to drop some truth, this shirt has you covered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePremium cotton blend for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003eUnisex fit, perfect for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003eA hilarious design that shows off your carefree attitude\u003cbr\u003eGreat gift for friends, siblings, or anyone fluent in sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Grannys Media","offers":[{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":46764573393153,"sku":"1836477_4151","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":46764573425921,"sku":"1836477_4152","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":46764573458689,"sku":"1836477_4153","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":46764573491457,"sku":"1836477_4154","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764573524225,"sku":"1836477_4155","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764573556993,"sku":"1836477_5305","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764573589761,"sku":"1836477_5320","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":46764572180737,"sku":"1836477_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":46764572213505,"sku":"1836477_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":46764572246273,"sku":"1836477_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46764572279041,"sku":"1836477_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764572311809,"sku":"1836477_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764572344577,"sku":"1836477_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764572377345,"sku":"1836477_8929","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":46764572410113,"sku":"1836477_12878","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":46764572442881,"sku":"1836477_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":46764572475649,"sku":"1836477_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":46764572508417,"sku":"1836477_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":46764572541185,"sku":"1836477_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764572573953,"sku":"1836477_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764572606721,"sku":"1836477_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764572639489,"sku":"1836477_9401","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":46764572672257,"sku":"1836477_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":46764572705025,"sku":"1836477_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":46764572737793,"sku":"1836477_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":46764572770561,"sku":"1836477_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764572803329,"sku":"1836477_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764572836097,"sku":"1836477_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764572868865,"sku":"1836477_5314","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":46764572901633,"sku":"1836477_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":46764572934401,"sku":"1836477_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":46764572967169,"sku":"1836477_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":46764572999937,"sku":"1836477_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764573032705,"sku":"1836477_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764573065473,"sku":"1836477_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764573098241,"sku":"1836477_5318","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":46764573131009,"sku":"1836477_6948","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":46764573163777,"sku":"1836477_6949","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":46764573196545,"sku":"1836477_6950","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46764573229313,"sku":"1836477_6951","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764573262081,"sku":"1836477_6952","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764573294849,"sku":"1836477_6953","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764573327617,"sku":"1836477_6954","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":46764573360385,"sku":"1836477_12876","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":46764573622529,"sku":"1836477_4026","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":46764573655297,"sku":"1836477_4027","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":46764573688065,"sku":"1836477_4028","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":46764573720833,"sku":"1836477_4029","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":46764573753601,"sku":"1836477_4030","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":46764573786369,"sku":"1836477_8447","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":46764573819137,"sku":"1836477_8448","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/6280\/0641\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-soft-cream-front-68d4158938096.jpg?v=1758729827","url":"https:\/\/grannyshirts.com\/products\/if-you-are-waiting-for-me-to-give-a-sh-t-you-better-pack-a-lunch-it-s-gonna-be-a-while-t-shirt","provider":"Grannys Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}